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Old 18th December 2009, 07:55 AM
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Default Merry christmassssssss!!!!!!!!!!

Fellow 8 enthusiasts,

It's that time of year when good cheer and bomhomie spread throughtout the land no matter what I try to do to stop it!

Therefore I wish you and yous (for the scousers) a very happy festive season and a safe and prosperous New Year. I will be about throughout so post your cold weather problems here I may be able to give a sensible and sober answer; or maybe not!

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1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing!
1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard
2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion.
2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse.
2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter.

Previously
2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex
1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure.
1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex.
2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on.
1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8.
And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.

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Old 18th December 2009, 09:18 AM
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Hear Hear, Xmas and Happy New Year Mike and to one and all
May all your glasses be full ones
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Old 18th December 2009, 01:03 PM
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Merry Christmas to all. I've got to spend a big 4 hour chunk of Christmas day of driving the S8!
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I will be about throughout so post your cold weather problems here I may be able to give a sensible and sober answer; or maybe not!

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As a smoker I am being forced outside my place of work during this period of inclement weather. Due to the '8 consuming a bucket of petrol if I move it from the car park to outside the grounds I am forced to endure the chill winds. Various extremities are suffering from this experience to the point that taking a pee afterwards requires torches and both hands (by now also freezing) to locate said extremity.

As an experienced navy hand, so to speak, do you have any advice on how I can avoid my male colleagues believing that my fumbles are some form of masturbatorial ritual. I'm getting some odd looks.

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Old 19th December 2009, 02:03 PM
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Merry Christmas to All
The only cold/snow problem for me is that I'm scared of taking my 8 out in the snow for fear of **** drivers bumping into me... that and the road salt!
Have a great time all
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Merry Xmas to all on the forum

Loved taking my 8 out in the snow - came back the other day from abroad and the car had about an inch of snow - turned off the ESP and floored it in the car park - fun watching all the lights blink on the dash........
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Old 20th December 2009, 08:49 PM
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do you have any advice on how I can avoid my male colleagues believing that my fumbles are some form of masturbatorial ritual. I'm getting some odd looks.

Bill
Happy Christmas and wishing you all a prosperous New Year. And Bill, Just do the fumble without smiling to yourself. Or you could ask your work mates to give you a hand.... On second thoughts. No.
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Mike, you taken the 5th on this one?
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Happy Christmas and wishing you all a prosperous New Year. And Bill, Just do the fumble without smiling to yourself. Or you could ask your work mates to give you a hand.... On second thoughts. No.
Cheers

Mike, you taken the 5th on this one?
I was thinking along the lines of 'give up smoking'! But getting someone to fumble for you would work. The P.E. Master for instance!!!!
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Currently,
2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block.
1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing!
1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard
2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion.
2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse.
2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter.

Previously
2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex
1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure.
1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex.
2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on.
1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8.
And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.
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Old 23rd December 2009, 06:38 PM
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Therefore I wish you and yous (for the scousers) a very happy festive season and a safe and prosperous New Year.
Just me then?

I am the one and only (scouser)! Thanks Chesney Hawkes for that and

Merry Krimbo to all YOUS on deh Forum

Cheers

Steve

Oh yeah and the missus crashed the car yesterday

So, when I can work out how to get the pictures off my phone I'll be posting in the most (unintentionally) modified car section because I could really do with the A8 Parts voucher.

Merry Christmas to everyone on the forum.
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