Oil filter

[Dezzy]

Ok so i'm not the fist in the queue to the main dealers I’ll admit. But due to being supplied the wrong oil filter recently and being left with a car on a ramp, I had borrowed “it’ll only take me 10 mins mate” with all it’s old oil drained and no filter to put back in.
I rang the helpful matey at the local dealer and, he couldn’t find a filter for a ABZ 4.2 V8 petrol "I’ll have to ring you back mate". He did at 5pm to tell me he’d found the filter but they don’t have one in stock and would be a couple of days. And why would they, they are just a Audi dealer so having a oil filter for an Audi is just ridicules talk.
Also ordered a new sump plug washer as the one I have has been used a few times.

Can't remember how much it was all in but i do remember the plug washer was £1.11 because we had a joke about how he should be wearing a stripy shirt and a mask.
When I got back to the ramp with my 8 and my new box of toys, opened it up and???? and you get 2 sump plug washers in with the filter Someone in a stripy shirt is laughing.