Having finally having got rid of my poor old chug a bug (who's sole duty was hauling my mountain bike to the nearest hills so I could fall off it

) due to antiquity and tinworm I am now down to A8 only. This clearly causes me a minor issue because the pushiron won't fit in the boot! I have an old saloon boot mounted bike rack from my Alfa and whilst I suspect the answer is a big fat nuh...huh does anyone know if a boot mount fits without ruining the alloy boot lid? Or am I forced into roof rack ville (again not something I am too keen on, the roof skin won't like a roof rack squishing it!) and a bike carrier to get my iron hoss to the falling over destination?
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PF late '97 D2 2.8 Aluminium Silver. Solar roof, Full Heated Leather, Double Glazing, 17" wheels, Sports Steering Wheel, Cruise, Blinds, Bose sound.
Fiat Tipo diseasel econobox with all the buttons and none of the soul that now does all the heavy lifting.
Ford Capri Laser: noisy, slow, thirsty, bouncy, no buttons but it always sounds like it’s REALLY trying and I can’t help but chuckle when it parps and boings along. And people of a certain age stare at it with a wistful look in their eyes that clearly says…I had one of them. And I sold it because of the kids