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Old 17th May 2013, 09:20 AM
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Default Petrol companies' marketing....

...are they all pretty hopeless?

Hot on the heels of the Shell discount voucher debacle, I received "a special thankyou" from BP in the post this morning. It was 100 bonus Nectar points and "free coffee for a month" in the form of a credit card type discount voucher.

Unfortunately, the card is valid from 1 -31 May. As today is 17th May, that gives me exactly 2 weeks' free coffee!
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Old 17th May 2013, 11:02 AM
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You do know Oli's job title and company, don't you?
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Old 17th May 2013, 11:13 AM
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That's just consumer marketing in general.

Marketing - A corruption from the Latin "ripoffus" - to convince idiots to buy things they didn't need with offers that don't actually work :P
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Old 17th May 2013, 12:46 PM
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You do know Oli's job title and company, don't you?
I know he's with Shell - have I put my great big foot in it?
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Oli does happen to work in that particular area of expertise Jim
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Ah, me too. Clearly apologies are in order. No personal offence meant, Ollie.
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I'm pretty sure he's in charge, and globally, too. Send him a PM.
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