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Old 26th January 2017, 09:43 PM
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Default Milk theft!!!

Some if you must have experienced this in a job or two.

You buy 4 pints of milk for four members of staff.
This normally lasts the week but it recently started only lasting a day, two days tops.

So I'm ****ed off.
With the principle of it. Not the finical.

I'm after away to secure my milk, a lockable lid or some container to put the milk in.

Anyone got any ideas?
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Old 26th January 2017, 10:10 PM
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Apart from adding a label saying "Topped up with semen" I can think of nothing.
I have the same issue with bog rolls at work. People can be such petty tw4ts
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Old 26th January 2017, 11:58 PM
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I used to work with a guy who put a plastic fly in his milk! He'd race over to the kitchen area when he heard a scream.
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Old 27th January 2017, 12:58 AM
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Spy cam and share the results to shame the theif.
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Old 27th January 2017, 03:50 AM
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Default Busy people

Yeah, it is annoying...

But maybe we've all parked inconsiderately, used some milk at the office, "borrowed" a few woodscrews from a joiner doing a job somewhere??

Maybe a note inviting anyone who has used the milk to not feel embarrassed to bring in pint to make up, maybe they have forgotten to buy for their tea at home and can't of course admit taking your milk??

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Old 27th January 2017, 07:42 AM
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Writing "Milk experiment" on the bottle worked well for a while when I was a student
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