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Old 28th February 2017, 09:34 AM
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Old 28th February 2017, 11:37 AM
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Old 28th February 2017, 02:26 PM
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Old 28th February 2017, 07:24 PM
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There are some hilarious photos on those sites. Some people just don't give a sh1t about anyone but themselves.
On a more serious note though, most shopping centre / supermarket car park spaces are just too small for modern cars. Having a car as wide as an A8 just makes it even more difficult.
I think many of the car park space dimensions hark back to when people had Morris Minors etc.
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Old 28th February 2017, 07:45 PM
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Couldn't agree more.
There is only one shopping centre I know where I can park my car in any bay between two cars and not worry about it, Bluewater.
Everywhere else I just park as far as possible where is lots of free spaces and every time I go to my local supermarket I always park a bit c*nt ish in a boxed area where I don't block anyone, don't restrict anyone or anyone's view or cause any harm or trying to take my little one with me so I don't look like a **** when I park in Parent and Child spot
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Old 28th February 2017, 08:59 PM
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I like it when I take my 88 year old mum shopping, means I can park in the parent and child spaces
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Old 28th February 2017, 09:00 PM
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i like it when i take my 88 year old mum shopping, means i can park in the parent and child spaces
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I borrow the neighbours kids, epensive on sweeties but means I can use the big spots.
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