World Survey

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WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE . . . .
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the United Nations . . . The only question asked was:-

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a massive failure because of the following:-

1. - In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. - In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. - In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. - In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. - In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution"meant.
6. - In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. - In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. - In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.