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21st February 2011, 09:12 PM
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Good god, it's the north
Well here I am, North of Watford again. 4hrs in an A8 was a peice of **** but then I emerged into the wastelands...
It's cold and wet, like a dead sheeps arse. The car is filthy but locked up in gated and secure parking "if you'll just give me the keys the porter will drive it round for you" I think F***ing not. Food here is excellent. Waitress a bushpig which cheered SWMBO as I didn't lech, for which I have a valid permit I might add. Tuesday is shopping in York, weds is unknown but an escape may be allowed so what are you Northern monkeys up to? I'll buy you a shandy as we all know you're poofs etc. Can PM mobile number for ease of comms. Will check PMs in the morning if anyones about. Bill (typing on the crapper, and clenchhhhh)
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box "Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead". See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour. 
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