A Thursday funny

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Council employee.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 biscuits each.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a pint of milk, got a ½ pint glass from the cupboard and poured exactly ¼ of a pint without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was very good.

Then the three men turned to the Council employee and said, "What can your cat do?".

The Council guy called to his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, made love to the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in a claim for compensation and went home for the rest of the week on sick leave.