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Old 2nd March 2012, 10:10 PM
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it actually does say on the ticket . . .

"We ask that you have a have a 50/50 male/female split in the party you are attending the show with. This is so we don't end up with a bunch of ugly male car geeks ruining everyone's Sunday night!"
Mike here's your opener
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Old 2nd March 2012, 10:12 PM
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Mike here's your opener
Is Mike 50/50 male/female then? haha
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Old 3rd March 2012, 07:00 AM
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Oi! I resemble that remark....................
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Old 3rd March 2012, 07:44 AM
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Hey come on don't pick on Mike, he actually looks really good in a dress
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Old 3rd March 2012, 08:09 AM
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Tell them you have an S8 for the love of god dont say you have a 3.7 they will surely put it at the wrong end of the cool wall !!! we will all back you its only a white lie you cant be a petrol head and tell him you have an oil burner ether ! big no no

any way have fun its really cool you can go outside and watch the practice laps as well, james may is a nice bloke and he will talk to you if you get a chance chat to him rather than the others as they tend to just blank you, but may will not, sound chap with a love of cars not as pictured on screen

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Old 3rd March 2012, 09:27 AM
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you cant be a petrol head and tell him you have an oil burner ether ! big no no
LOL surely you dont have a grudge against oil burners!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgGnG1RhvM


Hmm that throws up an interesting question. . . should I take the 8 or the 7?
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Old 3rd March 2012, 04:10 PM
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i now think that video is so funny because i know there is no chance of that happening again with a 6.0L W12 under the bonnet
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i now think that video is so funny because i know there is no chance of that happening again with a 6.0L W12 under the bonnet
. . . True. . . Unless you run out of fuel half way down the strip hehe
Can't wait to see the new car Guy
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i now think that video is so funny because i know there is no chance of that happening again with a 6.0L W12 under the bonnet
Are you sure?
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There's gotta be a race between Darren and Guy now lol . . .
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Tiptronic with Sport mode button, Sony rear entertainment package, Bose sound system, Audi Navigation Plus, 20 inch Final Edition alloys, Full Cat Back Stainless Milltek exhaust, giving a great V8 burble
Audi A8L D2 4.2 Petrol with LPG - Ebony Black
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