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Old 19th January 2016, 07:35 PM
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Glad to hear the love of your life is safe and relatively unscathed Ray.





And I'm very glad 'management' is ok too of course!
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Old 19th January 2016, 08:28 PM
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She
Who
Must
Be
Obeyed

or

Management
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2014 A8L D4 4.0TFSI Gold (Sticker says "Beige") Can't leave you in a black smoke cloud anymore..
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Old 19th January 2016, 08:58 PM
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=swmbo&l=1 (See H Rider Haggard for more details)
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2016 Volvo V40 T5 Cross Country (4WD) with ALL the toys including adaptive cruise etc. etc. Osmium Grey with Blonde/Charcoal leather interior. Polestar performance "optimisation". (Even rarer than a D2 S8!) Oh, and a brand new engine at just under 30,000 miles on the factory one!
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1998 D2 PF S8. Agate Grey/Platinum. Every option (I think) except electric rear seats, Tiptronic steering wheel, ski hatch, towbar & dimming door mirrors.
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1998 (very early) Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec; ABS/TCS, Heated screen/mirrors, Aircon. Added Auto-dim mirror, Leather seats, Trip computer, Cruise control, OEM Ford SatNav with CD changer.
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..or sometimes referred to as "the speed limiter".
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Old 20th January 2016, 08:34 AM
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And I thought that there was a hidden sensor in the A8 that noted that management was on board.
This seems to do four things:-
  1. Stops the parking aid from working
  2. Reduces the music level
  3. Uses less fuel
  4. Slows the car down
There are other strange anomalies, too many to enumerate here due to the fact that SWMBO occasionally reads these posts.


Mark, Thanks for putting the important points into the correct order, and yes Gwen is OK now, just stamping her feet because I mentioned her accident.
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