Someone crashed into my A8

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Originally Posted by 47p2

So I'm cycling along this road in the cycle lane when a driver opens his door and I'm doored/slammed and have to eat hospital food for the next week through a straw...Who is to blame?

The Council.
Highway Code Rule 67: Leave plenty of room when passing parked vehicles and watch out for doors being opened or pedestrians stepping into your path.

So the Council cause or permit cyclists to break rule 67.