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Old 9th October 2012, 08:05 PM
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Thumbs down Weird smell in Mrs Cozza's Škoda

20 minutes ago, before going to the Coop in Knutsford for some bacon and milk. I got into Mrs Cozza's Škoda 1.9 TDi Estate [first time I drove it since summer, whilst she on holiday to Magaluf with her work pals, all female] [reason me not going in A8 as it might get scratched by a$$holes at this time at night ].

Before starting up the engine. I noticed a weird smell from the driver's side window. I got out, went inside, asked Mrs Cozza why was there a weird smell. Her reply was: "today, when leaving work. I took my smelly pointy heels off and played with my tired feet in the car, putting them on the window whilst wearing my pantyhose and work clothes luv! "

I got some disinfectant and sprayed it all over the window, and then set off to Coop

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Old 9th October 2012, 08:22 PM
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Old 9th October 2012, 08:55 PM
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Just saying Mrs C has a foot fetish

She has 10 pairs of high heel boots, 5 pairs of high heels [3 pointy], 1 leather CATSUIT and 1 pair of pink slippers.

And whilst putting the shopping in the boot. I noticed she had her knee high boots in the boot
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Old 9th October 2012, 08:59 PM
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Hmm, has she also been working late and doing a lot of overtime lately...?
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Hmm, has she also been working late and doing a lot of overtime lately...?
She came home at 4:30PM, according to kids

She doesn't do "overtime" as she is Head of English
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You must be a wind-up merchant, 'fess up...
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Old 10th October 2012, 06:53 AM
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[quote=cozza;47709]Just saying Mrs C has a foot fetish

She has 10 pairs of high heel boots, 5 pairs of high heels [3 pointy], 1 leather CATSUIT and 1 pair of pink slippers.QUOTE]

This thread is useless with out photo's
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Old 10th October 2012, 07:47 AM
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Aye, wot he said....

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Old 10th October 2012, 03:07 PM
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Believe it or not, this is my wife Anna:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqhVaJd3j9o&feature=plcp

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