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Old 23rd October 2012, 08:40 PM
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who put you in charge of a luxury barge like an A8
Myself of course

Got fed up with the A4 2.0 TDi Estate, so got an A8 3.0 TDi
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Old 23rd October 2012, 08:43 PM
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My wife [Mrs. Cozza] has left these 2 shoes on the hallway, resulting in me tripping up

These are the pairs:
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Old 23rd October 2012, 08:43 PM
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And, these are what her Madison Jack boots look like:
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Old 23rd October 2012, 08:45 PM
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I bet she can't wait to move out.
She's gonna move out, on Saturday with Joel [my lad, her twin brother]
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Old 23rd October 2012, 08:56 PM
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Are you sure youre not in Accrington Cozza?
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Old 23rd October 2012, 09:31 PM
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She's gonna move out, on Saturday with Joel [my lad, her twin brother]

Incest.
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Old 31st October 2012, 12:40 PM
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Are you sure youre not in Accrington Cozza?
Why do you ask?
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Old 31st October 2012, 04:03 PM
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Why do you ask?
Cos thats where your IP says you are not Knutsford!!
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Old 31st October 2012, 04:15 PM
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When I sign in it is when I am at work [usually] at Greggs at Accrington

Dunno why it says Accrington tho
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Incest.
They've already moved out, my only kids
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