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23rd April 2013, 03:10 AM
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A8 with Pimp Status
I had an amusing 30 mins when I drove to the local kebab shop in the a8. I have done this short journey a few times in the vw bora and never had the same reaction.
When I parked up, I stepped out and this woman walking by suddenly goes 'would you like some business'.....this caught me by surprise and my instant polite reaction, before I even realised what was happening, was to say 'No thank you'. As she walked away, the implication of the question dawned on me and as I walked off to get my food I was mildly amused and of course very surprised. Then when I drove back 10 mins later along the same road, travelling at a leisurely pace, I noticed another lady stepping out to the edge of the curb and giving me a big smile as I drove by. Like I said, I have done this short journey a few times and never had this reaction or noticed prostitutes working along this little stretch of road. But then I wasn't driving the A8 before. So I conclude, like it or not, the a8 has 'pimp status'.
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#2
23rd April 2013, 06:03 AM
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 You need to drive a bit quicker along that road, otherwise it's known as kerb crawling.So did the second lady get in or would she not work with the first lady?
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#3
23rd April 2013, 06:19 AM
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23rd April 2013, 06:46 AM
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Sounds too much like the case for the defence, if you ask me. "I wasn't kerb crawling, your honour, it's the car's fault!"
 Now, if this had happened to me, I would never have admitted it on this forum! They'll never let it go!
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23rd April 2013, 09:38 AM
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Ranj, I'm not sure you understand the dynamic here.
Unfortunately you have been upgraded to 'John' status as the ladies view you as a potential customer. To have 'Pimp' status said ladies will be carefully tucked up in the boot of the car alongside the dope and guns already 
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23rd April 2013, 11:26 AM
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