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17th January 2011, 09:01 AM
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World Survey
WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE . . . .
 Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the United Nations . . . The only question asked was:- "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a massive failure because of the following:- 1. - In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. - In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. 3. - In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. 4. - In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. - In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution"meant. 6. - In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. 7. - In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. 8. - In the UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent. 
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17th January 2011, 12:39 PM
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17th January 2011, 04:42 PM
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The moderator raised his censoring pen high and then burst out laughing!
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Conan (the Librarian) Watch it if you dare Currently, 2000 S8, Merlin Purple, Leather Pack 1, Winter Pack 1, SPAX adjustable suspension, AP Racing 6 pot front caliper, 385mm fully floating disks, EBC Yellow Stuff Pads, Black Diamond grooved rear disks and predetor pads, D2 Doctors Brake Block. 1997 4.2 A8SQ - the Projekt. 12 years and ongoing! 1997 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. Restoration sat waiting; saved from the Scrapyard 2003 C5 Allroad 4.2Q - Cobolt Blue. Towing car. Laid up awaiting manual conversion. 2005 C5 Allroad 2.5TDi FE - Grey - Workhorse. 2015 Q3QS SLine - Daytona Grey. Lots of extras! Long Haired Admirals cutter. Previously 2003 C5 A6 1.9TDI FWD - Loaner from D2 Doctor Lifex 1997 S8 - Ming Blue. Loaned out and written off. I loved that car. My first engine swap after cambelt failure. 1996 4.2 A8SQ - Ming Blue. 178k on a cambelt! Trader's 8. Delivered to A8Parts at Lifex. 2003 2.8 A8SQ - powder blueish. Fill in for a while. Sold on. 1998 1.8T A4 Avant FWD. Ming Blue (there's a theme here), PEX for the 97 S8. And a list of non VAG going back 40 years before I saw the light.
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