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#1
13th April 2009, 05:08 PM
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"please stop beeping, you woke me up."
"your MUM" "Bum Molesting W*nkers" Purely off the top of my head you understand and no offence intended to Singh, it's more amusing that he drives a ditch pump, the fact it's a BMW is merely icing on the cake   .Bill (praying to the forum Gods that no one takes him seriously but unable to resist being offensive)
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#2
14th April 2009, 05:12 PM
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"Get off my arse" would be my favourite, closely followed by "sort those chuffing headlights out".
I think maybe "Get over it" too, for those special traffic light occasions 
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#3
14th April 2009, 06:06 PM
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None taken Bill, but I must warn you though, there is no way your 4.2 would get past my twin turbo 35MPG 'ditch pump' so you'd have to blind me with your headlights instead! Especially after my map which is coming soon (Mapped 335Ds have been timed at 4.8secs to 60 )
 Anyway, how about a nice and simple 'Watch this' before speeding off, or 'Listen to this' for those that have custom exhuasts!
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#4
14th April 2009, 06:31 PM
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I'm just poor, bitter and jealous in no particular order
Bill
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"Man Math" - The means by which a caring husband convinces his wife that a 4.2 A8 is in fact cheaper to run than a tiny Auto crap box "Being in touch with your feminine side" - The ability to, in the 30 seconds following a major accident, obtain your wifes approval for replacing your big german car with another "because otherwise we'd be dead". See also sulking for two years until she finally allows you to get another purely on the basis of your current one being the wrong colour.
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#5
14th April 2009, 06:33 PM
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Me too, I'd love a black '8
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#6
14th April 2009, 08:16 PM
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#7
14th April 2009, 08:27 PM
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Yeah, reminds me of the recent snow. Thought I would take it out for a laugh. Stupid thing wouldn't even get of the drive and onto the road, my A8 managed a 15 mile journey no problem at all.
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#8
17th April 2009, 10:29 PM
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I'd have
"Yes you want one, but you bought that piece of crap"
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#9
28th April 2009, 10:25 PM
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Thought of a good one today while being blinded, affix a reflective mirror type thingi to the blind, then when some twa*s got his main beam/chavy fogs on behind you. Just push the button to your left!
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