Hmm starting to get it cleaner!

[Delboy]

Originally Posted by The_Laird

Watering my drive daily, Neil, to make sure it's deep with mud for when you come to stay Thursday night!

Surely you would have the servants collect his car at the driveway at take to heated secure storage, before safely transferring him to the main house where some of the finest whiskey will be waiting to be drank in the lounge where there's a fire burning with the deer hounds sleeping close by?