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Old 2nd April 2015, 12:00 PM
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Default Hands up....

... if this T shirt is for you!

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/wif...r-t-shirt.html
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim.
Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).

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Old 2nd April 2015, 02:02 PM
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hahaha!
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Old 2nd April 2015, 04:28 PM
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It would be, if my wife didn't have access to my current account and knows precisely what it costs me....

Only my credit card saves me from detailed investigation of specific transactions lol

Says the bloke about to bite the bullet on a mk2 rns-e and hoping the Mrs won't notice.....
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Old 2nd April 2015, 05:10 PM
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Very appropriate for me and my missus! So happy we've got separate bank accounts!
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Old 2nd April 2015, 06:49 PM
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Then I must be the lucky one.
SWMBO paid for my A8, honest. She said I deserved something good.
Now of course she does not like the car 'cos it does not like her. The reversing sensors don't work for her, or when she is a passenger. Must be electronic/static interference from something she wears, or maybe it is her perfume.
Please do not tell her this when you see her
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Old 3rd April 2015, 06:46 AM
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Haha guilty as charged . More for parts than the actual car though
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Old 3rd April 2015, 09:18 AM
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SWMBO paid for my A8, honest. She said I deserved something good.
What? Does she have a sister?
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim.
Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).
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Old 3rd April 2015, 11:17 AM
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Is there a t-shirt that can make me forget how much I spent on the car?
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Old 3rd April 2015, 11:30 AM
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No, but dementia will do that for you in time!
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2002 Final Edition S8. Ebony black with Silver Grey leather and myrtle wood trim.
Current mods: solar sun roof, 20mm rear spacers, 15 mm on front, red brembo callipers, 6k headlights, rear view camera, engine remap, alloy dash dial rings, alloy navi rings, tt/phaeton pedal upgrade, (and custom matching foot rest) dension ipod interface & parrot hands free kit (both fully hidden), av input, tv in motion switched thro' PF switch in blanking plug right of steering column, Audi 'quattro' sill covers, repositioned centre console switches, radio clock, .
Planned mods: auto-dimming rear view mirror, dash cam (as steamship's), fit the ski hatch, refit philips drl's (or maybe not - nope, definitely not - horrible botch!).
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Old 3rd April 2015, 07:50 PM
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Then I must be the lucky one.
SWMBO paid for my A8, honest. She said I deserved something good.
Now of course she does not like the car 'cos it does not like her. The reversing sensors don't work for her, or when she is a passenger. Must be electronic/static interference from something she wears, or maybe it is her perfume.
Please do not tell her this when you see her
i thought i was unique.
my wife paid for my car as well.
as she wanted rid of my previous clapt out BMW.
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