Finally got around to fitting my dashcam, and uploaded a short clip to YouTube. It was just one I was playing with, so isn't the best.
http://youtu.be/IRMUsdQvLGc
So far as being discreet, here's what it looks like from outside.
and if you look really close, you see this:
The only thing I haven't managed to do with it is to disable the chime when it switches on and off with the ignition.
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2001 A8 D2 FL 3.7 Q - LPG Conversion, Engine: AKC, Gearbox:FBB, Colour:LY5X Aqua Blue pearl effect, Interior:WJ light beige/dark beige valcona leather with burr walnut inserts
My DIY jobs -
Replaced alarm horn,
Replaced Coolant Temp sensor,
Updated RNS-D firmware,
Installed Reversing Camera and Digital TV,
Dashcam Installation,
Retrofitted Rear Blinds,
Auto-Dimming Rear View Mirror,
Chrome Boot Struts
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2008 S8 D3 5.2 V10 - Engine: BSM, Gearbox:KLW, Colour:LY7F Suzuka Grey Pearl Effect, Interior:Black/Black with Silver/Black valcona leather with carbon atlas inserts, Bang & Olufsen, Heated windscreen, Soft-close doors, TV, DAB, AMI, Quad Zone, Auto Boot, Auto dim Mirrors, Keyless entry, PDC with rearview camera, AFS II Headlights
My DIY jobs -
Fan Jet Windscreen Washers,
Retrofitted Electric Side Blinds