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Old 12th September 2017, 08:51 AM
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Wow! That jobs list.
And something tells me that the spare space on the whiteboard won't be white for that long
I'm not expecting to find any more now

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Big t5 (Tony - previous owner who only had the car 5 minutes before I badgered him to sell it to me) and I had no idea that so much work would be needed to bring her back to a GOOD road worthy standard.
A lot of the jobs on that list are standard D2 things that almost all of them need - arch liners for example hardly ever get put back properly because non-specialist garages don't understand how the fasteners work. Botang's hole, the ecu box, the starter junction box, gearbox output seals are similar D2 peculiarities so they're always on the list the first time I meet a new one. I keep all the parts on the shelf for that reason.

There are a bunch of service items which are 'while we're in there' jobs. They are functioning adequately but more than 75% through their service lives so its economically prudent to change them now rather than wait 6 months and have to take it all apart again.

What I find with D2s is that before we enthusiasts get hold of them they've mostly been maintained to 'make it pass an MoT' standard by ordinary garages and anything non-essential has been overlooked. Then, when the essential stuff gets too expensive, they get sold. When we get hold of them the maintenance standard goes up to 'I adore this car and want it to be as good as it can be' and so there are quite a few jobs to get to that level. The reason I work exclusively on D2s is because the owners' love for the car fits well with my 'as the factory made it or better' work ethic
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Old 12th September 2017, 08:57 AM
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Great work MJ. But WHAT on earth has caused the emulsified hydraulic fluid??
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Old 12th September 2017, 09:04 AM
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Great work MJ. But WHAT on earth has caused the emulsified hydraulic fluid??
The only possible explanation is that it's been topped up with water There's no way water can get in to that system other than being added via the reservoir, and it was filled right to the top so I surmise someone has mistaken it for the screen wash bottle.

Interestingly, the steering is exceptionally light on this one. I wondered if it had servotronic before I got it on the lift, but now I'm thinking it may be something to do with it running on mayonnaise We'll see once it's fixed. I'm planning to flush it with ATF since that has very powerful detergents in it and should pick up all the gunge (plus its cheap), then flush again with the proper CHF11.

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Old 12th September 2017, 09:16 AM
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Interestingly, the steering is exceptionally light on this one. I wondered if it had servotronic before I got it on the lift, but now I'm thinking it may be something to do with it running on mayonnaise .
So if you want lighter steering then mayonaisse is the answer! Helmans Lite, Original or supermarket own?
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Old 12th September 2017, 09:59 AM
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The only possible explanation is that it's been topped up with water There's no way water can get in to that system other than being added via the reservoir, and it was filled right to the top so I surmise someone has mistaken it for the screen wash bottle.
Alarm bells must have been ringing when they only managed to get 100ml of screen wash in there, that and the USE ONLY MINERAL HYDRAULIC FLIUD"
Must have been thinking thats going to make a mess of the screen.
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Old 12th September 2017, 12:19 PM
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The only possible explanation is that it's been topped up with water There's no way water can get in to that system other than being added via the reservoir, and it was filled right to the top so I surmise someone has mistaken it for the screen wash bottle.

Interestingly, the steering is exceptionally light on this one. I wondered if it had servotronic before I got it on the lift, but now I'm thinking it may be something to do with it running on mayonnaise We'll see once it's fixed. I'm planning to flush it with ATF since that has very powerful detergents in it and should pick up all the gunge (plus its cheap), then flush again with the proper CHF11.
I thought the steering was super light too but I put it down to low profile tyres on 20" FE alloys with spacers compared to my standard 18" Avus on the blue car.
It was so light that at times it felt as though the wheels were off the ground with no tarmac resistance.
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Old 12th September 2017, 12:30 PM
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The only time I've had super-light steering (not on an Audi) the rack had failed. I think an internal seal or valve had gone and it was finger-light at all speeds having lost the road feedback, making it very weird to drive (unless you've driven old American cruisers).

Company car so it just got fixed. But by the time it went in there was no feedback whatsoever. You could sit parked (engine running) and turn the wheel briskly and watching it go all the way to the limit and "bounce" back to the other limit. Two or three oscillations before it slowed to a stop!
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2016 Volvo V40 T5 Cross Country (4WD) with ALL the toys including adaptive cruise etc. etc. Osmium Grey with Blonde/Charcoal leather interior. Polestar performance "optimisation". (Even rarer than a D2 S8!) Oh, and a brand new engine at just under 30,000 miles on the factory one!
Finally: gone, but not forgotten.....
1998 D2 PF S8. Agate Grey/Platinum. Every option (I think) except electric rear seats, Tiptronic steering wheel, ski hatch, towbar & dimming door mirrors.
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1998 (very early) Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec; ABS/TCS, Heated screen/mirrors, Aircon. Added Auto-dim mirror, Leather seats, Trip computer, Cruise control, OEM Ford SatNav with CD changer.
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Old 12th September 2017, 12:36 PM
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Great work MJ
Glad you are restoring such a lovely car back to good health.
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Old 12th September 2017, 01:16 PM
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Urgh it had better not be the rack. I might try and solve the steering *before* I pull the engine...
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Old 12th September 2017, 02:27 PM
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What I find with D2s is that before we enthusiasts get hold of them they've mostly been maintained to 'make it pass an MoT' standard by ordinary garages and anything non-essential has been overlooked. Then, when the essential stuff gets too expensive, they get sold. When we get hold of them the maintenance standard goes up to 'I adore this car and want it to be as good as it can be' and so there are quite a few jobs to get to that level. The reason I work exclusively on D2s is because the owners' love for the car fits well with my 'as the factory made it or better' work ethic
This thread is awesome.
Dean is really lucky to have you work on his car.
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