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Only this weekend at ADI I commented how, despite its (mandatory) failings, the Range Rover was otherwise a very reliable motor....
Well, it expired spectacularly this morniing at about 6am somewhere around Chesterfield when it dawned on me that the large fog of smoke on M1 behind me, was in fact, from me.... I'd not noticed this, as for the past few moments I'd been engrossed by my sudden lack of heat in the cabin, and only glanced in the mirrors after concluding 'its just another one of those land rover things'... With temperature needle screaming on the far right rest stop and more smoke than a 1980's pop concert I nursed it half a mile off the motorway and crossed a kind blokes palm with pictures of the queen to ignore the fact that I'd dumped it in his car park until at least Friday, which is when I have chance to (a) see it in the daylight and (b) recover it, followed by likely (c) scrapping it. Thankfully, he also found me a handy taxi bloxey who had nothing better to do than spend the next hour driving south whilst I spent most of that hour on the phone convincing his taxi office to let me pay by credit card... It doesnt matter whether the head gaskets gone, or Ive just lost a bit of coolant (yeah right), its a sign, combined with the overwhelming presence of 4 ring hardware at ADI means I've been cleansed, and see the error of my ways... I need quattro, and not the big mud clomping kind, but the low down, sporty, kick ass kind where grins come from all angles and 'practicality' is acheived with a roof rack or a towbar, not by opening up the whole cabin to rattles, squeaks draughts and the ingress of water randomly. I still respect the Land rovers, they are awesome machines, but if you absolutely, really, must be in Birmingham for 9am, it seems like its not the motor for me.... ![]() Watch this space..... ![]()
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